
NCS Product Synopsis
«©NCSX» It was back in 19Xx when your mom put her foot down and said, "No. We shan't be driving down to the pet shack because you won't be getting that cat." She also went on to state with sagely certainty, "You say you'll take care of it now but once the cat's in the house, you'll get bored of the beast and disrespect it."
She was right because moms are always right. Just like wives are always right. The jury's still out on whether dads are always right.
The Chi's Sweet Home Futari Plush obviates the trip to the pet shop or the animal shelter entirely. The cat plush also eliminates the need for kitty litter, the act of neutering, kibble, catnip, Tender Vittles™, and all those other essentials that the pet industry peddles. The Chi plush also won't cough up saliva-clotted hairballs by the handful. Three Chi cat toy variants are available for sale as follows:
A) Round-eye (The cat positioned on the left of the top photo)
B) Squinty-eye (The central feline in the top photo)
C) Sleepy-eye (The lazy-eyed cat located on the right of the top photo)
Build and Measurements
The lower body of each cat is filled with beanies while the chest and head are plushy. Three whiskers jut out of each side of the cat's face and a semi-rigid tail is attached to the backside. The cat's paws are padded with plastic material to make them look somewhat realistic. From the forehead to the tip of its tail, Chi measures approximately 9.50" in length and about 3.75" wide at its widest point.
Possible Uses for the Chi Plush Toy
1) Decoy device for a child who insists on having a pet cat
2) Sew Chi on a dress and send it to Lady Gaga; tell her it's cat couture
3) Thread a necklace through Chi and wear it as a pendant
4) Buy all three and give yourself the title of aspiring "Cat Herder"
All preorders have shipped as of yesterday and new orders are welcome for dispatch today. Pricing is set at US$16.90 per plush. View NCS Photo Gallery.