NCS Product Synopsis
Update: August 22, 2008
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You could be like everyone else and buy
a boxy USB hub that was designed by an
engineer. A by-the-book engineer who wears a
polyvinyl pocket protector that holds exactly
five Energel 0.5mm ballpoint pens.
You could also pay tribute to your Star Wars inner geek by
snagging an R2-D2 or Darth Vader USB Hub. If
you should opt for the R2-D2 version, you'll
get four USB ports to plug devices into and a
little droid which swivels its dome and makes
beep-boop sounds. Purchasers of the Darth
Vader USB Hub will also get four USB ports but
instead of a little droid, they'll get the
ominous visage of the dark Jedi Knight with
blinking red eyes.
Darth Vader USB Color
Upon plugging in the Darth Vader USB Hub,
the Jedi will breathe thrice, his eyes will
light up red, and he'll turn his head a
couple of times as if surveying his
surroundings.
When a device is plugged into the unit,
the sound of light sabers swinging may be
heard and Darth's eyes will light up red
once more, and his head will turn once.
Afterwards, Darth will light up and
breathe from time to time which can be quite
alarming if the event is unexpected. We
timed the frequency to be roughly once every
3 minutes
Product Packaging
The Darth Vader USB hubs remaining in inventory are brand new
but the packaging has seen better days. Many
of the boxes have visible dents and tears
caused by years of storage and
intra-warehouse transport.
Jan Codes
» Darth Vader Jan Code: 4902314082917
