NCS Product Synopsis
Original Update:
December 28, 2007
«©NCSX» Poor R2.
Once a champion on the
silver screen who saved
Jedi and Rebel hides
alike from certain
death, the droid has
fallen from grace.
Instead of traversing
the galaxy on woolly
adventure after
adventure, R2 now serves
as kitchenware. To be
precise, a soy sauce
bottle. A few months
ago, R2 was a laundry
basket. What's next? A
toilet roll? A donut
holder? Will the madness
ever end and is anyone
listening?
Despite our protestations, the R2-D2 exploitation will probably
never end so if we can't
beat 'em, we join 'em.
NCS shamelessly engages
in the peddling of R2-D2
products and we're
selling the soy sauce
bottles today. Each
droid holds about 4 oz
of liquid in its
barrel-like body and the
dome on top twists off
for easy access to its
innards. We tried
filling R2 with water,
milk, vodka, and soy
sauce and everything
poured out with ease.
That is, until we tried
olive oil which was too
viscous to make it
through the droid's
pour-hole. Each droid
measures 5" tall and
there are no moving
parts so the soy sauce
bottles should last for
a long time with proper
care.
R2-D2 Soy Sauce Bottle /
Jan Code: 4528696196013
(SWBOTTLE-01)
R2-Q5 Soy Sauce Bottle /
Jan Code: 4528696196044
(SWBOTTLE-02)
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