Monday, July 02, 2007

Animal Fur Wrap - Preorder

You're an animal lover. When you spot a wounded but rabid raccoon, you rescue it without fear for your own safety. The neighbors call you the "Mother Theresa of the Woods" because of your compassion towards animals. When your Significant Other pleads for a mink stole, you feel a little part of yourself die because a beautiful rodent must be sacrificed. It doesn't have to be that way. Taito competes against the fur industry with a trio of synthetic 110cm fur foxes that are almost as good as a mink stole. Wrap the luxurious fox around SO's neck and bellow out loudly, "Hey honey, that looks like a dead animal carcass GREAT on you!"

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