NEWS Office Construction Work

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   There's a jackhammer destroying concrete in the office above ours so we'll be in and out of the office today in an effort to escape the bone-rattling tremors reverberating throughout the building. How is this allowed during a business day? No one knows but according to the grunt jackhammer operator, "They told me to do this today. The building inspector is coming next week. Gotta do it today." Calls to the building management weren't returned.

   In other news, the crack maintenance staff in the building didn't shovel the ramp to the second floor garage properly and two vans were stuck for over an hour as snow was cleared. Comedy.