Jewel Shiny Cat

To create a mink stole, an animal must be butchered, bled, and skinned... sort of like peeling a banana but with chunks of flesh and gore involved. To create a Jewel Shiny Cat stole, acrylic fibers are spun onto a plushy material which is then affixed to a polyester lining. Next, shiny marbles are affixed to one end of the stole to give it a little gleam. Finally, a big plushy cat's head is mounted on one end to create the mighty Jewel Shiny Cat. Decades from now, animal rights activists will sing its praises in both songs and poems with proper iambic pentameter.

Each cat stole measures 75cm in length and three color variants are on offer: Purple, Pink, and White. Preorders are welcome to ship in mid-late November 2007 at US$29 each.