Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Mickey Mouse Shredder

Corporate officers immersed in the options backdating grift may seek symbolic solace in the Mickey Mouse Shredder. Looking more like a toy than a powerful tool for shredding evidence, the Mickey Shredder measures 15cm tall and chops paper up like a champ with a few turns of the handle. Once incriminating documents have been churned up, use the scraps of paper to line the hamster cage or feed them to the termites in the basement. Two styles are on offer - a (A) black shredder with three images of Mickey on front and a (B) tan-colored shredder with a gang of Mickeys on its face. Preorders are welcome to ship in mid-late May 2007.

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